An open letter to my children’s father. Dear C, I want to express my sincerest apologies with respect to the athletic portion of our children’s genetic make. At least they are cute, right? I genuinely hope you understood the chances of our kids getting your weird animalistic athletic genes was a low 50/50 gamble to […]
con·trol freak noun/informal a person who feels an obsessive need to exercise control over themselves and others and to take command of any situation. Urban Dictionary – control freak Person/persons who, if not in control of many aspects in other’s lives will go ballistic. This ensues telling, demanding, and finally just doing what they wanted all […]
I’m going to be blunt, I’m super territorial over my first daughter’s name. I love that I’ve never met another Oakley in my life besides the one I birthed. I also relish in the look on other people’s faces when they meet my daughter and hear her name. You can literally see the surprise on […]
someone seriously didn’t think this through. or maybe they did and they joke’s on us?
real men endure torture of all degrees.
real men actively participate in child rearing, for example taking their young childrens to gymnastics. I know what your thinking but it still counts even if the leotard is installed backwards and the poor child has a perma wedgie all class.
real men do yoga in the wee hours of the morning, before work, wearing all white.