passive aggressive shit via my kids

1. W yells “HAPPY BIRTHDAY” when she’s pissed. Pretty sure thats a big F. U.
2. O draws crying stick figures and hearts breaking when she gets in trouble and tapes them all over the house
   
3. W freezes people who get on her bad side with her “stuper powers” a la evil Elsa
4. O regularly threatens that I will have to snuggle with the cat if I make her go to bed too early.
    she looks snuggley, right?
5. They literally pick their toys UP OFF THE FLOOR when I tell them to clean up
6. W goes through the house shutting and locking all the effing bedroom doors. She knows I hate going up and down the stairs, I am not athletic – it winds me.
7. O throws anything she breaks in the trash can so she doesn’t get busted – no matter who’s stuff it is.
8. W will poop on the floor if we don’t turn on the bathroom light for her, every time.

For real though. Thats a total knife. I found this picture and the story behind it is right there however I don’t read squiggle line so I don’t know what it says. I’m going to assume this is the result of something C did to make O angry – the fact that it’s in red and furiously squiggly I bet its a horror story. I’ll confirm and follow up. This is juicy – yet terrifying at the same time… to be continued