kindergarten, tally ho

con·trol freak noun/informal a person who feels an obsessive need to exercise control over themselves and others and to take command of any situation. Urban Dictionary – control freak Person/persons who, if not in control of many aspects in other’s lives … Continue reading

wax on

So you know how after you get your eyebrows waxed they usually pluck a little leftover hairs out? And then sometimes the person tries to pull a fast one and starts plucking your mustache? — oh thats never happened to you? Oh, yea of course not. Me either. Totally not me, I was just like what if that happened, like what would you do? Ya know? Ha… cuz it would suck so bad… for you if that happened… which it didn’t happen… to me, I mean. Oh my damn.

facetime

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O just gave this to me. This is an exact replica of Me FaceTiming an erupting Volcano. As you can see there are clear signs of concernicus written all over my face during this call, but don’t you worry O assured me that though she was on site at that volcano during its eruption she was in the bushes, and the lava was going the other way. Phew. I’m even anxiety ridden in my stick figure form.