real men carry the groceries in for their ladies. all at one time. every single bag. one trip. boom. then they ruin it by saying something stupid like “make me dinner woman”. but mine doesn’t do that because for 1, he knows all I bought was junk food anyway and for 2, I don’t know how to cook so anything I made would likely make him vomit, or at least feel very ill. lucky guy.
Bedtime Games is one of the most serious and intense games out there for parents and children to participate in. My advice is Pregame Hard. Play with caution. Play with integrity. Play to win. And most of all, stay strong my fellow parents – stay strong to fight another day.
O just gave this to me. This is an exact replica of Me FaceTiming an erupting Volcano. As you can see there are clear signs of concernicus written all over my face during this call, but don’t you worry O assured me that though she was on site at that volcano during its eruption she […]
W said she wants to eat her breakfast at the “healthy table” while I am absolutely certain we don’t have one of those in our house I am relatively certain she meant she wants to eat breakfast at the coffee table.
me “what was the best part of your day today, W?” W “pooping on the potty after lunch” nice.
Home made candy necklace, or bracelet. Remember candy necklaces? My kids don’t because we are sugar free. We are also grain free, hormone free, glucose free, pesticide free, vegetable free, meat free and least but not least sanity free. Just kidding. But seriously who eats holes through their food. She doesn’t eat like a normal […]
just your typical Sunday night where we spend 15 minutes taking pictures of the kids in C’s work boots before he heads off to work. I’m not sure what is funnier, the fact W’s feet aren’t touching the ground or her loaded diaper hanging over the top of the boots. This is exemplary parenting […]
This miserably cold weather is causing all of us over here at the ranch to go stir crazy. At least I have C and the girls to keep me entertained while stuck indoors for days at a time. I love that his normal everyday antics are highly post worthy. Lucky for all you out in […]
they hear everything There is something to be said for hearing or seeing yourself through the actions and voice of your child. That certainly sounds sentimental and deep but that’s definitely not where I was going with this. I was specifically referring to all the times I hear my kid screaming at her Barbie’s and […]