I was avidly working on my computer today being assaulted with nauseating dog farts when I was reminded that my poor old girl was aging so quickly. I briefly reminisced on her awesomeness…

1. the time she graciously unlocked the truck when we accidentally locked her (and our keys) in there while at the gym. no joke. we kept pointing to the door and somehow she managed to keep pawing and unlock the door. it was magical.
2. the time she jumped off the boat and swam to shore to use the bathroom. she literally swam to shore from our docked boat and back to the boat on 4th of July when we slept out on the water. it was so far but she is just so darn smart. you’d of had to been there – no one could believe she did it.
3. all the times she has eaten the poop out of the litter box so I don’t have to clean it. awww thanks. not to mention all the loafs of bread and bagels she has stolen from the pantry and counter tops to save me from the carbs – at least that’s what I tell myself…
4. and she’s always down to bring me some TP when C is too lazy to hook me up.
5. all the pairs of underwear and socks she has carried into the bedroom from the laundry when I try to carry the huge load and drop stuff. it’s like “fetch” but not as fun.
6. and most important – always being ready for a snuggle when anyone in the fam needs it.
7. oh, and W and O would probably also like to add that she’s an excellent mock horse and live stuffed animal.

that’s a damn good dog.

C just got dressed, white dress shirt and slacks and turns to us and says “how do I look”

O turns around and gasps … “You’re wearing white to a wedding?!”

Valid point.