If you’re looking to laugh, find some time saving life hacks, simple cooking recipes, shopping steals, product reviews or free advice on all things, then feel free to read on knowing I am absolutely not qualified to speak to any of it.
Hey guys, I’m Amber, a thirty-something living in the Maryland suburbs with this crazy (and good-looking) guy named Chris and our two little ladies Oakley (5) and Waverly (3). I work in downtown Baltimore, yes, I am a full time working mom, plus; part time web college student at the University of Baltimore, aspiring actress and VO (voice over) artist, and Momager to Oakley’s aspiring acting career (Momager = mom/manager this just means I do her taxes and chauffer her around).
I’m honestly tired just writing all that responsibility. Basically, what I’m trying to say is “homemaking” is the lowest of the low on my priority totem pole. Nonetheless, as a devoted parent and relatively decent human being, I still gotta feed the fam, clean the house and otherwise participate in the girls extracurricular and school activities, all while fulfilling my dream of being on a tv show.
Some fun facts about me; Obsessive. Perfectionist. Indecisive. A big dreamer. An organizational freak. I love Windex. I play theme songs in my head when I go places. I love dogs and cats and horses. Ok honestly, I wish both wild and domestic animals would flock to me like a Disney princes at my beckon call. I really wanted 2 girls. I love learning, but not school stuff – totally random stuff, like how to garden. I love reading. I’m resourceful. I’m literally the worst bowler in the freaking planet. I just found this out about two weeks ago. How can one person be so bad? Actually, I’m not really good at any sports with balls. I like dancing. I love watching people dance, omg, dance movies, hell yes! Not singing though, I get so embarrassed to watch people sing. I am overtly emotional. Like, something is unquestionably wrong with me emotional. I hate running. I love eating. I’m not like a d foodie or anything, I just mean chips and other bad stuff. I love wine. I really love wine. Red Wine. Merlot. Wow. That is so much weird random stuff. It just kept coming and coming, I guess I needed to get that out in the open or something.
I hope you guys all find helpful information, or at least some humor in my stupid stories and can relate in some way or another! Feel free to email me if you ever have any questions or comments or advice! I’m always open to free advice!!
xoxo – Amber