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Third Trimester Recap

My third trimester has been an actual delight. Someone legit asked me if I was having twins. It was an old lady so she gets a pass, but only because how do you talk smack about old ladies who genuinely … Continue reading

Our first Vlog!

Welcome back guys! Changing it up a little this week and doing a VLOG style video this week, oooooh so fancy, actually the opposite of fancy, so low-budget and spinney – hope you guys don’t get sick! However, that would … Continue reading

wild nursery

Remember how I said I went through a psychotic pregnancy paint spree?

Well, I wasn’t kidding. I wanted to do something really wild with the baby nursery. This was the first of the projects I stared and I must have been about 5 months preg because I wanted it gender neutral.

I wanted to use stuff I already had on hand and since this room was very jungle-ish already I decided to go with it. This room was really just a catch-all for all the misfit furniture that did’t belong anywhere else in the house.

We had 2 large artificial palm trees, huge Pier 1 metal mother and baby giraffe statues and a queen size bed.

Jungle it is. I went with animal prints. Giraffe’s – obviously and Zebra.

My little helper.I taped and painted the walls a base color for my animal prints.

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always in our underwear in this house, except me. I wear clothes all the time.

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Boom. That is trippy, right? I freehand taped all the spots. C said it doesn;t look like Giraffe colors but I thought it did.

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Got this little guy at a Kids Nearly New sale for $15! Sometimes it does pay to be late to everything! Nobody wants to pack this back up in their car after a long day at the yard sale!

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we went back and forth with baby W’s name forevvvveeeeer. I got antsy and started painting random names anyway.

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Got all the letters from Michael’s. I was so freaking mad too because I went like three different times for the letter E. I hand painted all the letters too. I liked the Carters sheet and blanket set Jungle Jill – or something, I can’t remember the name exactly but pretty sure it was that. I don’t buy the whole bedding shebang since babies aren’t supposed to have anything in the crib. But I got the sheet, the baby blanket (the super soft one not the quilt) and a wall sticker and plaque. The plaque was dumb and it was a total waste and the sticker was kind of lame too but oh well. I ended up coordinating the baby name, letters to the sticker.

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Oh, yea – in case you didn’t notice we went with a different name. No matter! I love painting apparently!

I made like 60 thousand holes in the wall trying to get these letters hung. Thanks to my handy laser level the look pretty damn close to level. I had them on the giraffe wall but was scared they would fall off the wall in the middle of the night and hit the baby so I relocated them to above the window.

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Here is the zebra wall. This was so annoying. Can you see the face? You either do or you don’t. If you don’t just say you do okay? Never painting this room again EVER.

I had the white crib against the zebra side but my mother said it would scare the baby. And I had bought hot pink frames and wanted to hang them on that side specifically so I moved everything all around and put the crib in the giraffe side.

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Hopefully W stays in the crib until she is like 5. But I bought her a bed anyway and put it in O’s room. Once she moves out of here this will be a guest room. Cuz we have guests over like all the time. NOT.

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terrible twos

W is so cool. Not gonna lie, she’s a little bit too much edgy right now (sweet Miss USA quote btw!). She’s got teeth busting through every which way and a diaper rash that just won’t quit. Between a lactose intolerance and creeping up on the terrible two’s she’s basically a ticking time bomb. I’m like scared of her. Not scared of her, so much as scared to leave the house with her.

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She is the wild one; no patience, table dancing, talking back, all the normal terrible two aspects. Here is her and the dog sitting on the kitchen table watching TV. Because that’s normal.

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