- isn’t this yours? I found it on the newsletter board at the kids preschool!!!!!
(it was his, and it was a $25 lightbulb)
- Lady pooped in the middle of the driveway AGAIN
- Oh My God! Seriously, WTF happened to Renee Zellwegers face?!!!!
- don’t forget to pick up the girls from school!!!!!!!!!!
- this toilet has a remote, totally thought of you
- let’s buy this couch, it’s only 7k
(his response was a big NO, in case you were wondering)
- “insert image” serial killer selfie!!! xxooxx
- excessive amounts of kid pictures
- grocery shopping is effing dangerous
- This random B just took a PICTURE of O!!!! SO I took one of HER — NOW WE’RE EVEN YOU CRAZY LADY!!!!
- great idea for an invention…… (I can’t disclose this idea, obviously)
- C return texts me this…
“I got the girls.”