Oakley & I for #Kroger getting our summa party on. Super cute and delicious #ediblemedals, were a kid approved favorite #onset. Gold Medal goes to Sallie Keena for amazing hair and makeup!! loved this shoot! #setlife #pinterest #parties #crafts #DIY … Continue reading
Just a typical Friday night. Love0 Share Tweet Share Pin
I’m going to be blunt, I’m super territorial over my first daughter’s name. I love that I’ve never met another Oakley in my life besides the one I birthed. I also relish in the look on other people’s faces when … Continue reading
I’ve had a few recent inquiries on my feelings about spec commercials. Can I just take a moment real quick and say that I really love that other moms are somehow finding my blog in the deep dark cyber abyss. … Continue reading
isn’t this yours? I found it on the newsletter board at the kids preschool!!!!! (it was his, and it was a $25 lightbulb) Lady pooped in the middle of the driveway AGAIN Oh My God! Seriously, WTF happened to Renee … Continue reading
I’m so behind on posting, not that anyone really cares, but I’ve been working, yay! It’s like I’m almost a working actress, but “working” is a term I use loosely, like very loosely. Image a person who has a full … Continue reading
real men actively participate in child rearing, for example taking their young childrens to gymnastics. I know what your thinking but it still counts even if the leotard is installed backwards and the poor child has a perma wedgie all class.
real men carry the groceries in for their ladies. all at one time. every single bag. one trip. boom. then they ruin it by saying something stupid like “make me dinner woman“. but mine doesn’t do that because for 1, he knows all I bought was junk food anyway and for 2, I don’t know how to cook so anything I made would likely make him vomit, or at least feel very ill. lucky guy.
So you know how after you get your eyebrows waxed they usually pluck a little leftover hairs out? And then sometimes the person tries to pull a fast one and starts plucking your mustache? — oh thats never happened to you? Oh, yea of course not. Me either. Totally not me, I was just like what if that happened, like what would you do? Ya know? Ha… cuz it would suck so bad… for you if that happened… which it didn’t happen… to me, I mean. Oh my damn.
me “what was the best part of your day today, W?”
W “pooping on the potty after lunch”
nice.