con·trol freak noun/informal a person who feels an obsessive need to exercise control over themselves and others and to take command of any situation. Urban Dictionary – control freak Person/persons who, if not in control of many aspects in other’s lives will go ballistic. This ensues telling, demanding, and finally just doing what they wanted all […]
Here you will find me, or rather my hand, which BTW as a separate entity has booked 3 more commercials than my actual face this year… but regardless, my hand, as shown is showcasing chip dipping skills that would make Nacho Man proud. Ugh, did I just date myself? Jesus, ADD, though this is merely a static image, a […]
Just a typical Friday night.
I’m going to be blunt, I’m super territorial over my first daughter’s name. I love that I’ve never met another Oakley in my life besides the one I birthed. I also relish in the look on other people’s faces when they meet my daughter and hear her name. You can literally see the surprise on […]
I’ve had a few recent inquiries on my feelings about spec commercials. Can I just take a moment real quick and say that I really love that other moms are somehow finding my blog in the deep dark cyber abyss. I must admit that while I am absolutely no authority on really anything in this […]
isn’t this yours? I found it on the newsletter board at the kids preschool!!!!! (it was his, and it was a $25 lightbulb) Lady pooped in the middle of the driveway AGAIN Oh My God! Seriously, WTF happened to Renee Zellwegers face?!!!! don’t forget to pick up the girls from school!!!!!!!!!! this toilet has a […]
I’m so behind on posting, not that anyone really cares, but I’ve been working, yay! It’s like I’m almost a working actress, but “working” is a term I use loosely, like very loosely. Image a person who has a full time job and works everyday, now imagine their office has planned like a charity function […]
Agents and managers are people, believe it or not, they want your child to succeed in this business. But remember the bottom line, it’s a business so they also want to make money. This interview is a chance for them to get to know your child and find out a little about their personality. After […]
Once you figure out that your kid was born for the silver screen, and your pretty certain you have the next Dakota Fanning on your hands, you will need to go through the rigorous and stressful process of finding, meeting and evaluating representation.
Oakley’s latest commercial. Totally relatable! …gotta love that sink.
When sick hits the fan, your needs come last. But a mom can dream, right? #AMomCanDream