Home Cooked Turkey | Happy Turkey Day

Covid has us on lockdown so I did what any horrible cook and mediocre parent would do and I bought a small chicken (pretended like it was a turkey) and made the girls cook it with me, likely scarring them for life. Happy Turkey Day!

brownie time

I love baking! Said me, never…    oh, wait great idea!!!!

5 hours later.

So that statement reminded me of those Most Interesting Man in the World memes – and I thought to myself “ohhhhh, you should make one about Baking!”

Like, “I don’t always Bake — But when I do I make a huge fucking mess to remind myself not to do it again anytime soon.”

Stupid, I know, seriously, I KNOW. But what’s worse is the amount of time I just lost of my life reading other peoples hysterical memes. Ugh so funny! How? They are the same over and over and over — and yet STILL FUNNY. Every time.

Ok, so I got some new toys at home I’ve been playing with and decided to make a home movie of the girls baking. It’s long and boring and resulted in me learning (after the fact) that I should not be distributing my baking to any one else, ever due to the unsanitary practices of my children. But the good news is I am learning how to use my software editing program and my various cameras.

so anyway here goes.


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handy

Merry Christmas to meeeeeeeeeeeee.

Santa brought me an automatic wine opener this year and it’s oh-so-handy.

I like how it cuts the wrapper off. I didn’t so much struggle with the cork as I did that stupid seal.

http://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/store/product/brookstone-reg-automatic-wine-opener/1018522721?Keyword=wine+opener

C figured it out quick because he’s just like that. My wine bottle spun around in circles until I figured out I had to hold it in one hand and the opener in the other hand. So technically the picture below of me holding it with one hand is false. Def a two hand job, but I needed to snap a picture and I only have two hands so something had to give.

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and presto. It’s more fun that a manual wine opener. and lights up too. fancy! 

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