real men carry the groceries in for their ladies. all at one time. every single bag. one trip. boom. then they ruin it by saying something stupid like “make me dinner woman“. but mine doesn’t do that because for 1, he knows all I bought was junk food anyway and for 2, I don’t know how to cook so anything I made would likely make him vomit, or at least feel very ill. lucky guy.
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W said she wants to eat her breakfast at the “healthy table”
while I am absolutely certain we don’t have one of those in our house I am relatively certain she meant she wants to eat breakfast at the coffee table.