isn’t this yours? I found it on the newsletter board at the kids preschool!!!!! (it was his, and it was a $25 lightbulb) Lady pooped in the middle of the driveway AGAIN Oh My God! Seriously, WTF happened to Renee … Continue reading
Category Archives: Stories
catch up
I’m so behind on posting, not that anyone really cares, but I’ve been working, yay! It’s like I’m almost a working actress, but “working” is a term I use loosely, like very loosely. Image a person who has a full … Continue reading
celebrity look alike
Twice now I’ve been told I look like Ashley Tisdale. Actually, once I was told I looked like her and the other time a boy’s dad approached me at a cook out and told me his son had said “Look Dad, Ashley Tisdale is here and she’s pregnant!” Thankfully I really was pregnant or that would have been pretty awkward.
However, recently I was approached and asked if I had seen the new TV series Supernatural. I haven’t seen Supernatural but as this was a random stranger approaching me I patiently waited for his complimentary comparison to some relatively attractive girl on the show who probably makes a zillion times the money I do. Then he hit me with “Well, there are these demons…” Okay, whoa – never have I been compared to some supernatural demon before. (at least to my face) Not sure where he was going with that one but apparently my black as coal eyes with a lack of any humanity reflected in them persuaded him to express the uncanny resemblance I had to a straight up demon. Nice. Kind of explains a lot since I often compare my absolutely gorgeous children to demons. Guess I can’t blame everything on their daddy’s genes anymore.