Just a typical day in the life video, no big deal – but wait, lets ruin it with Anxiety, should be fun. Love0 Share Tweet Share Pin
Category Archives: Adulting
Weirdest shit I bought on Amazon last year
I really bought some weird shit from Amazon last year. Have you ever thought about guys you’ve dated in the past and been like, “What?! Come. On. What was I smoking? That is bad, like reallllll bad.” No? Yes … Continue reading
athletics
An open letter to my children’s father. Dear C, I want to express my sincerest apologies with respect to the athletic portion of our children’s genetic make. At least they are cute, right? I genuinely hope you understood the chances … Continue reading
kindergarten, tally ho
con·trol freak noun/informal a person who feels an obsessive need to exercise control over themselves and others and to take command of any situation. Urban Dictionary – control freak Person/persons who, if not in control of many aspects in other’s lives … Continue reading
cake bites
Just a typical Friday night. Love0 Share Tweet Share Pin
Oakley, the name
I’m going to be blunt, I’m super territorial over my first daughter’s name. I love that I’ve never met another Oakley in my life besides the one I birthed. I also relish in the look on other people’s faces when … Continue reading
my texts to C
isn’t this yours? I found it on the newsletter board at the kids preschool!!!!! (it was his, and it was a $25 lightbulb) Lady pooped in the middle of the driveway AGAIN Oh My God! Seriously, WTF happened to Renee … Continue reading
catch up
I’m so behind on posting, not that anyone really cares, but I’ve been working, yay! It’s like I’m almost a working actress, but “working” is a term I use loosely, like very loosely. Image a person who has a full … Continue reading
The random musings of a future somebody.
welcome! You’re funny, you should write a blog. Why yes, I am pretty freaking hilarious if I do say so myself, but a blog? If I took all the unsolicited advice that I’ve been given over the span of my … Continue reading